January 2010
“Will you still be working at the Yarn Barn? Cause I hear that’s a great...”
– Donnie Darko
December 2009
A prophet - now more commonly referred to as a paranoid schizophrenic - is a person who has been contacted by, or has encountered, the supernatural or the divine. Good times back in the day when they weren’t sent straight to the mad house.
Tenth Pendragon Book?
AMAZING. Hands down best one.
“No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.”
3 tags
Fucking Planet Earth stupidest shit of my life.
Busted My Ass Laughing Over This.
Jerry: 673 Wongs in the phone book.
Dean: Hmmm. Helluva lotta Wong numbers.
*Girlish Screams of Anticipation* →
In my opinion after watching this trailer, the second Ironman is looking as if it will most definately live up to expectations.
“Your mom’s wanted *WANTED* dead or alive.”
– Teacher Reynolds
“Well this Bellini is starting to look like a real fucking Kapuchnik.”
– Welcome to Collinwood
Hey, Let's Go Get a Drink
Jake: But it's not! It's just a cover for your, for your... for your junk.
Jimmy: Oh it is? Okay... it's like a shed then.
Jake: It's funny, that's what I would say every morning. 'It's time for the shed.'
Jimmy: It's a 'tool' shed, if you will.
“You can be strong!”
– Dave Reynolds
“You can tell a child that Santa is on Macy’s payroll. He may believe you,...”
I Gotta Cut Loose.
Ren: You like Men At Work?
Willard: What men?
Ren: Men At Work.
Willard: Well where do they work?
Ren: No, they're a music group.
Willard: Well what do they call themselves?
Ren: Augh, no... What about the Police?
Willard: What about 'em?
Ren: You ever heard them?
Willard: No, but I seen them.
Ren: Where, in concert?
Willard: No, behind you.
Ren: Shit.
“Smmmearred black ink. Your palms are sweaty.”
– P.S.
Looks Like They've Got Some New Bunnies. →
“Come break me down. Bury me, bury me. I am finished with you.”
– 30 Seconds to Mars
Lyle Narrating Conversation.
Handsome Rob: Hey, how are you?
Becky: Oh, I'm good!
Handsome Rob: Nice to meet you. I'm Handsome Rob. And you are?
Becky: Oh, my name's Becky, but it's written on my shirt!
Handsome Rob: Listen, I'm gonna need your shirt, and your truck.
Becky: Perfect! I'll give them both to you. Would you like my virginity as well?
Handsome Rob: If it's on the menu.
Becky: Oh, you're so witty! Why don't you take advantage of me?
Handsome Rob: Yeah, you're not too bright, are you?
Becky: No.
Handsome Rob: Perfect.
“NEW YORK; concrete jungle where dreams are made of.”
– Empire State of Mind
What a Loving & Caring Relationship
Yoko: I think you’re a closet fag, you know.
John: Do you know why I like you? Because you look like a bloke in drag.
“Johnny Yuma’s real name was Rachel.”
– The Rebel - Johnny Yuma
“When I die, bury me upside-down so the world can kiss my ass.”
– Platoon
Jasper: You know how it is with him, expect the worse and hope for the best.
Dylan: Yeah, too bad he lives up to expectations.
Brushing Teeth
Robert: Spit.
Aaron: I swallowed it.
Robert: Why?
Aaron: It was minty.
“This gene pool could use a little chlorine.”
“Penticton is a little ugly city! Kelowna is 100 times better”
– KelownaGuy112
“i live there it is fucking nice on the lake”
– callofduty4awesome [On Kelowna]
“Yellow is not good. Not in snow or uh, *awkward laugh* anything else…”
– Teacher Lewis [On how yellow highlighted marks are 50% and under.]
Angry Teenagers
John: The city bus costs money, which is lame.
Sean: It's a dollar seventy-five you cheap piece of shit.