February 2010
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January 2010
“This maniacal, crazy guy! He - at the end of the day - is so in love that...”
– Ian Somerhalder perfectly summing up Damon
Damon, Damon *DROOL*
Me: I love his name.
Mom: Who's name?
Me: Alaric.
Mom: Who's Alaric?
Me: His teacher!
Elaina: Why didn't you tell me?!
Mom: Tell her what?
Me: That she's adopted!
Mom: Oh.
This Weekend's Possible Movie Lineup
Sherlock Holmes
Just Friends
Pineapple Express
The Nines
HOLY SHIT! JEALOUS MUCH?
@owlcity:
@mmitchelldaviss:
I just shaved my head! I can’t believe I did this!!1!
HEY WANNA COME TO THE SHOW TONIGHT?!?! GUEST LIST?!?! Say the word and you’re in.
Mom: You didn't have school yesterday?
Me: Yeah, that's why I was home all day.
Mom: You stayed home all day?
Me: Yes Mom.
BAMf is a good thing. Bad Ass Mofo is a compliment. SAMf is a bad thing. Stupid Ass Mofo ain’t no compliment.
Next Time We'll Turn Labor Day on its Ass
Nick: You looking for a problem?
Dieter: I found you didn't I?
“I knew things were changing when my Fraternity Brothers threw a guy out of the...”
– Postsecret
Oh Snap I'm Good
Joe: Hardy?
Hardy: Hm?
Joe: I have something to tell you.
Me (cause I'm psychic): I'm a man.
Hardy: You're not a man are you?
That's a Half-Ass Teaching Job You're Doing
If my teacher doesn’t let me hand in my stuff I’m going to stab her in the throat scream. Seriously, I told her that I wasn’t here last class and she was like, “Do you have a note?” I was like, “Uh… no you bitch but I can get one. I was camping with my Outdoor Ed class.” So then she’s like, “What?” Cause she’s damn halfway...
Just a reminder to myself to watch The Timekeeper. Bee tee dubs, it’s pronounced o-ledge-nik.
“It’s like: Hey there’s a little thing called IMDb.”
– Bradley Cooper
Our School is so Violent
Niko: Hey Wayne I saw your sister today.
Wayne: Shut up I'm gonna kill you.
Niko: I woke up this morning and she was in my bed.
(Wayne punches Niko)
“Sam Rockwell for Best Actor and Best Supporting Actor?”
“You take the bottle of Drano and put it under your sink… very carefully....”
– On how to kill yourself with Drano.
“You take the bottle of Drano and put it under your sink… very carefully....”
– On how to kill yourself with Drano.
“You take the bottle of Drano and put it under your sink… very carefully....”
– On how to kill yourself with Drano.
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“A man who was curious to know if a knife could penetrate his bullet-proof vest...”
– Half Nelson
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Last night I dreamt me and my friends - Jade & Nicole, to be specific - were living in a small town, riding around on motorcylcles & terrorizing the townsfolk. The Olympics were being held there but we were going to ruin it for everyone.
It was fun.
Cause Riddick's My New Hero.
Lord Marshal: Give me your soul.
Riddick: Fuck you.