December 2010
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People at my work always bring up purses and girly...
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so you know how lesbians are always dressing like guys? well all I ever wanted to do was dress like a guy. when I was little, people always thought I was a guy. even now my clothes are mostly guy clothes. but I’m not gay. I am so far away from being gay it’s unbelivable. you guys probably already figured that out, just from seeing the things I post. because man, I love men. I just love...
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Oh man you guise, I too must finish my Christmas shopping. Not really. All I gotta do is buy my mom a present. And I guess I have to get my friends some. Not a big deal since I only have three friends. I was going to make them presents. I made my friend a picture of herself. I think that’s enough of a present.
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Reminder to me: Need to watch Bang the Drum...
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There is no homophobia at my school because all...
At 6:30AM we went into where everyone else was to have breakfast. And we’re standing in line and Nicole’s like, Rachel look. Look at Sheldon. And I turn around and Sheldon - who doesn’t know he’s gay but me and Nicole do and so we love him and want to be friends with him and help him realize his true nature - is just sitting at a table with this guy lying in his lap. It...
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Introductory to Rachel: She's a Stalker
So we get to school at 7:30PM and it was like fucking airport security in there man. You step in and police officers take your bags and do total cavity searches on them. Then there’s lady teachers that pat you down. It’s all in the search for booze though. Don’t get the wrong impression people, this is the great white north, there are no weapons here. That wasn’t meant to...
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THIS WAS THE LIBRARIAN WHEN I GAVE HER THE OWL “You bought the library… an owl?”
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Prologue.
I went to this thing at my school, Grad Sleepover omg I know, I actually did something social and public and it cost me $25 but in the end it was worth it. It turned out it was necessary for my existance. My life is so much better and I actually can’t wait for Winter Break to end because I want to go back to school. But let’s get back to the story. Grad Sleepover: An annual event at...
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This is what we talk about 24/7.
Me: (sends picture of Jake Gyllenhaal) Fit people are better to look at.
Nicole: My phone sucks. Is that Jake Gyllenhaal? Because it looks like his eyes.
Me: Yeah it is. Let's get fit and become culturally acceptable because no one likes fat people.
Nicole: Yeah! And also I need to get a better personality because mine is currently not culturally acceptable!
Me: Me too! Let's become fit and incredibly fake with people in a culturally acceptable way.
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Day Seven: Your Zodiac Sign, Description and Horoscope For The Day.
I’m a Scorpio cause I’m cool that way. Scorpio’s are like this: Beneath a controlled, cool exterior beats the heart of the deeply intense Scorpio. Passionate, penetrating, and determined, this sign will probe until they reach the truth. The Scorpio may not speak volumes or show emotions readily, yet rest assured...
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Day Six: Your Favourite Quote.
I just like art, okay?
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It's good to aim low so you're not disappointed.
Day Five: Five Things You Want to Do in the Next Five Years.
One: Write full story. I’m in the middle of one now. (Story of my life since I’m always writing but I’ve never finished anything.) I’m trying to actually swear-to-god write a full story though. Two: Go to 7475 Franklin Ave in LA. Three: Meet a guy and go on a date and not end up being FOREVER ALONE. Four: All of...
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EXCUSE ME BUT THE SOUNDTRACK FOR SOURCE CODE IS GOING TO BE COMPOSED BY CLINT MANSELL. CAN WE JUST TAKE A MINUTE TO IMAGINE HOW FUCKING AMAZING THIS MOVIE WILL BE!?
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Day Four: A Song You Want Played At Your Wedding
Tainted Love by Marilyn Manson. Oh noes I’m joking. In all seriousness, what I really want to be played is… drumroll while I look through my iPod. Okay I’m going to go with Never Say Never by The Fray because eretime I listen to it I think of Jake because it’s our song. Because it was on the trailer for Brothers and that’s the movie that made me...
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OMG U GUISE I HAVEN'T BEEN ON THE COMP IN SO LONG
My favourite animals are dogs. They’re the best. When I was little I wanted to be a dog like it was nobody’s business. I would make my mom fill a bowl with water and put it on the floor for me to drink out of. She wouldn’t do it very often and I never understood. As I grew older I came to know why. My favourite colour is blue, though my wardrobe consists mainly of black, white and various shades...
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This morning at my school this kid in grade ten started throwing up in the weight room and then passed out, the had to take him to the hospital in an ambulence because he had alcohol poisoning. Story of my school. Everyone at my school drinks, but not classy like Raylan. They drink to get drunk, Raylan drinks to drown the pain.
Note: getting alcohol poisoning doesn’t make you cool like...
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Nice to meet you, no it's not.: deputygivens:... →
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cheesyblasters replied to your post: OMG FRIEND DID YOU SEE THE TRAILER FOR COWBOYS & ALIENS!?
STFU WALTON IS IN COWBOYS AND ALIENS?! how did i not know this i can’t even believe myself right now.
YES YES HE IS HE APPARENTLY PLAYS AN OUTLAW.
but my…
Gay Cowboys & Aliens. Close Encounters on Brokeback Mountain. They can just hide in a tent together and then gain...
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My Problem With God:
He was all, Don’t make any idols and worship them cause I get jealous but then went and made all these incredibly sexy people that we totally can’t help but be in love with. What the heck is up with that?
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